#and that exception is Kaveh

[starcurtain]

I think one of the funniest things about the Sabzeruz event is that the devs choose to go with Candace, Traveler, and Paimon having a whole "Ooh, two mysterious men are going into an alley to have a 'private' conversation; they must be bad guys!" only to then go "Oh just kidding, it was only Alhaitham and Kaveh doing typical Alhaitham and Kaveh things."

Except the "Alhaitham and Kaveh" thing in question this time was talking about Mehrak, a sentient robot that Kaveh built using absolutely forbidden technology, and which he then whole-heartedly willed would develop a consciousness of its own, violating one of the central taboos of his nation's governing agency, committing what amounts to an inherent and extreme felony punishable by law.

Alhaitham and Kaveh: Listen, we're not bad guys discussing illegal activity here. We're just two men having a private, personal conversation. Happens all the time.

Paimon, Candace, and Traveler: Oh cool, they're not doing a crime; they're just gay.

But they were, in fact, doing a crime.

[mintjeru]

technically this is for the requester but it's also for anyone who's having a hard time-- you've worked hard, good job today 💜 "alhaitham and kaveh hugging but kaveh is comforting alhaitham" for @/zarzaryyy. thank you for your donation to @hkvthm-action!!

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[mrpenguinpants]

SUNDAY- THIS ISN'T WHAT WE MEANT ABOUT DISCOVERING YOUR OWN PATH, GET YOUR ASS BACK IN THE EXPRESS

[scruus]

Since NNN is approaching, have this🧍‍♂️

Imagine fucking kaveh during the last minutes of October. Straight up bullying his poor cunt and he can do absolutely nothing but bury his face deeper into the pillow and cry for mercy that will never be granted.

Unfortunately for poor kaveh, the clock strikes 12 and it's no longer October. He's on the verge of a mind-shatterring orgasm and you just stop??? He's panting wondering what went wrong as you pull out of his sinfully wet pussy and you just kinda hit him with a "it's no nut November love".

And to make things worse, not only do you leave him dripping all over your sheets, his pretty pussy gaped clenching around nothing, you have the fucking audacity to put on chastity belt on. But it's okay, kaveh can last one month right? Surely he won't end up mouthing at your pants begging you to take the chastity belt off? Surely he won't bat his eyelashes at you as he attempts to hump your thighs? Surely he won't frustrate you to the point were you have to leave him tied up, with a vibrator on the lowest setting buzzing away in his cunt as he cries for you? Nah he'll be aight

Also of course you're an alien stage fan. You seem allergic to joy. Rip till

GOING INSANE GOING SO INSANE I CANNOT EXPLAIN

TATSU OMG *shakes you by the head* I LOVE YOUR AWFULLY SINFUL BRAINIE.

Ugh and the brat that i know kaveh is he would try ALL sorts of tricks to get reader to fuck him. He is just a desperate pathetic boy who wants his pussy bred and the feeling of your cock kissing his cervix. Its just too good to miss out, even on such important events like NNN 🫢🫢🫢.

Man 🧍‍♂️ lemme cook this up.

(P.S guys dont watch alien stage if you want joy and happiness in life. Ignorance is bliss)

[siriuslycool69]

Am I simply unwell in the head or does anyone else rock back and forth, claw at walls, sob on their knees yada yada blah blah blah when your favourite character crosses your mind randomly?

[mentheii]

kaveh?!?!?!???!?!

[wri0thesley]

which genshin character would you guys ship me with if my f/os were off the table. who do you think i’d work with….

[antonias-beloved]

Why are so many kaveh x reader fics connected to Alhaitham x reader fics 😭😭 I filtered out kaveh x Alhaitham and Alhaitham x reader while scrolling through kaveh x reader fics on ao3 and it went from 130 or something to 81 😭

[smallgremlinsinatrenchcoat]

I put this on all my notes.

[starcurtain]

One of my favorite things about the game's writing of Alhaitham and Kaveh:

The basic game text goes out of its way to convince us that the house is Alhaitham's--it is literally called "Alhaitham's Home" even during Kaveh's hangout.

But in-universe, we never see Alhaitham in his house unless Kaveh is there.

Throughout Sumeru's archon quests, we run into Alhaitham practically everywhere: in Port Ormos, in Aaru Village, in the Akademiya, at the Grand Bazaar. But never, despite the fact that the story wants to sell him as a homebody, in his own home. In fact, the only references we have to Alhaitham's house at all throughout the entire lead up of the archon quests are mentions of Kaveh.

Alhaitham doesn't suggest going there, doesn't ever go home himself (at least that we're explicitly told about) until the end of the archon quests, and has no cutscenes in his own house until Kaveh returns from the desert.

Then, all the sudden, Alhaitham literally can't wait to go home and walks off in the middle of a conversation.

From that point on, every time we're permitted to enter Alhaitham's house, in story quests, the hangout, and the event, it's either when he and Kaveh are together or with Kaveh alone.

Even during Alhaitham's birthday skit of all things, they went out of their way to tell us that Alhaitham's home, so of course Kaveh is there:

The map tag tells us the building is Alhaitham's Home, but the story reinforces a different idea:

It's Alhaitham's home when Kaveh is in it.

[friendlifyre]

something about genshin characters all looking better in their splash art than in-game, while hsr characters all look better in-game than in their splash art

[mintjeru]

i hope they don't find out how cute you are

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[hungnitan]

I'm pretty suprise with 4.7 database, hoyo decided to sailing Sethos x Wanderer (additionaly HaiKaveh become more closer) and how heartwarming Sigewinne character story could be...

[enden-k]

call me a whiny little bitch boy but ever since the whole interdarshan championship its so hard for me to feel genuine interest in any of the main events after. it all just feels like a chore and so boring to me, i cant even recall what events we had since kaveh 🧍

(summer event was cute as always tho)

[cannosoup]

i think one of the girls from my homophobic ass ex church might ship haikaveh this is literally the funniest thing that has happened to me all week

[kavehayati]

Hearing some lady on tiktok saying alhaitham staying up late at night thinking about how he fumbled so hard and should’ve kept his mouth shut cause canonically both kavehs parents had admirers and that meant that kaveh “was getting them hoes” WAS NOT SOMETHING I THOUGHT ID HEAR REGARDING MY WIFE HELP 😭